Welcome Abod
I’ve always loved Smoltzie. I remember in 2003 or 2004, his old ass went running to first to cover a grounder, his hat fell off, and his bald head was all up in the camera. Good times. For real, though: great signing, IMHO.
Rocco the Man Baldelli is another good signing. Low-risk, high-upside: Moneyball shit. Welcome back to New England, guy. Dollah twinty five.
Didn’t Brad Penny start in the All Star Game a minute ago?
Stankees suck, etc. etc.
Also: Shay is teh ghey.
