A Malleable Joke
I like to write malleable jokes that are easy to change and, accordingly, never get old. Here’s the newest.
Two gay guys walk into a bar…but enough about Sean and Seamus.
The other ones are better than that, but I’m afraid to write them in case I run for office in the future.
The Corcoran Brothers 
two gay guys die and go to heaven. st peter looks up and says, “Shay, Sean…?”