Add This to the Kit Bag
I like to mispronounce diseases and insult people by telling them they have them: herps, hepatitties, loops. It’s fun for the whole family. Alternately, you can pronounce HIV as though it were a noun, and tell someone they have the hiv.
My new favorite thing is FIV. I found out about it a couple of years ago, but it’s only in the past few months that it had gained a place in my repertoire of quick snaps. It never stops being funny. I was at a blood drive, and someone asked if my hairy Irish ass could give blood without infecting the recipient with lycanthropy. I responded that the insulter was lucky the Red Cross didn’t screen for Cat AIDS, or they’d ne’er be able to give. For the life of me, I don’t know why it is funny every single time, but it is. Feel free to add it to your kit bag of disposable lines.
The Corcoran Brothers 
By the by, Buffy Season 8 was released yesterday. Available only in comic book form and written by sci-fi sensei Joss Whedon, it supposedly picks up where 7 left off. I let the newlywed know, but I figure he’s too busy with his bride to communicate this to the rest of all y’all.