Ah, To Be in Manchester Right Now
Besides the fact that it is the home of one Karl Pilkington – the most geniusical person in the history of Christendom – there is other stuff going on there:
TWO women were caught romping in a train station toilet, a court heard yesterday.Nicola Hudson, 22, and Ann-Marie O’Neill, 29, were heard “moaning and groaning” by a cop at Manchester Piccadilly.
He looked over a cubicle wall and saw O’Neill naked from the waist down, kneeling and caressing a topless Hudson.
But it gets better. Keep in mind, this is the very next sentence:
After several minutes the officer told them to stop and get dressed.
How frigging awesome is that! To recap:
He looked over a cubicle wall and saw O’Neill naked from the waist down, kneeling and caressing a topless Hudson. After several minutes the officer told them to stop and get dressed.
The real question is, did the bobby have his knob out in the intervening ‘several minutes’?
The Corcoran Brothers 
Good to know you don’t have to be a pro cheerleader to behave this way.