Crazy White People Strike Again

I don’t know if anyone was following the oh-so-scary tale of the “kidnapped” bride-to-be, but it was a huge story because it involved a relatively cute white woman and the media is racist. The resolution?

A Georgia bride-to-be who vanished just days before her wedding turned up in New Mexico and fabricated a tale of abduction before admitting Saturday that she got cold feet and “needed some time alone,” police said.

Jennifer Wilbanks, 32, was in police custody more than 1,420 miles from her home on what was supposed to be her wedding day Saturday.

“It turns out that Miss Wilbanks basically felt the pressure of this large wedding and could not handle it,” said Randy Belcher, the police chief in Duluth, Ga., the Atlanta suburb where Wilbanks lives with her fiance. He said there would be no criminal charges.

No criminal charges after she told the cops that found her she’d been kidnapped? Whatevah. I figured out yesterday that it was fabricated when they found her with a haircut, but the decisive tidbit of info that really convinced me she was running away was the fact that:

The couple had mailed 600 invitations, and the ceremony was to feature 14 bridesmaids and 14 groomsmen.

Good lord, that’s a ricocolous ceremony. Screw the crazy haole and screw the media for hoping for a second Laci Peterson.

~ by kinshay on 2005-04-30.

No Responses Yet to “Crazy White People Strike Again”

  1. you are gay

  2. how do you know that the hoax was actually her honeymoon fantasy? the real issue is she was probably too scared to tell her husband she wanted a 3 way with
    a hispanic and another woman. What would be a great ending to this story is
    to see which one of the bridesmaids was the MOST consoling to the jilted groom.

  3. I think I’ve seen that one!

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