Bring on the Drugs
According to the always-to-be-trusted Guardian:
American soldiers traumatised by fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan are to be offered the drug ecstasy to help free them of flashbacks and recurring nightmares.
Um. I had a nightmare the other night that a shipment of HMMWVs didn’t get on the plane I requested, even though I double checked with the Air Force guys. Did you hear me, Tripler Army Medical Center? Where’re my legal narcotics?
(Pssst. I didn’t really have any nightmares. The Air Force has been sweet as cotton candy. I’m just looking for free drugs.)
The Corcoran Brothers 
X for soldiers?
Yeah, just what we need: A bunch of soldja boys hugging and rubbing on each other.
Wait, I think I’ve seen that web site…
Isn’t that where the Jeff Gannon thing (that all the lefty bloggers are obsessed with) started?