Northern Slowness

Before you read this, think about this situation:

Would you get all mad if your low IQ, drunken, can’t really do anything well so stick’s to menial work he can barely handle cousin commented about how you do your high profile, high paying job? If he is a junior high school dropout and keeps making fun of “yer fancy shmancy stoopid college,” you know it is out of a place of jealousy.

Keep that in mind when you read this from CNN – Canadian MP calls U.S. ‘idiots’:

OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters)—Canadian Member of Parliament Carolyn Parrish had said she hated “damned Americans” and called them bastards in the run-up to the Iraq war.

She found a new moniker, idiots, on Wednesday in discussing the planned U.S. missile defense system.

“We are not joining the coalition of the idiots. We are joining the coalition of the wise,” the Liberal legislator told a small group of demonstrators.

Parrish, who had to apologize for her “bastards” remarks last year, at first denied using the word idiots, and when reporters pointed out they had her remarks on tape, she said: “I don’t mean Americans are idiots.”

One thing that ran through my mind when I read this – I kept thinking about a Fletch book I had read. The one when he was in Brazil, and people kept getting pissed when he said he was an American. “You are Norteamericano” they would scold. Ever since then, whenever someone who is from the Americas, but not from the USA calls us “Americans” is a derisive manor, it makes me chuckle. Like saying “Yo Mama” to your brother. Hey dumbass, she’s your mother too…

~ by kinshay on 2004-08-26.

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  1. I can’t get mad at Canadians anymore. It’s not the Anglos who own guns, fish, and drink beer who get quoted in the paper, but the rabid, weed-smoking pimps & madames as well as the high-class frog-eaters, who rant to themselves about American decadence whilst driving to the flat of their girlfriend whom they are hiding from their mistress.

  2. Dute – That is one long ass sentence.

  3. Done on purpose.

  4. fine, don’t cover canada with the missile defense system. BFD. this socialist swine and her ilk will be destroyed by the scum they are ball-sucking. feh.

  5. The only things of value to ever come out of Canada are the cast of “Kids in the Hall” and William Shatner. (That man is quality.) I say we give the aforementioned Mr. Shatner and the cast of “Kids in the Hall” free tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas and on the day they hit the ocean we do a Hiroshima or Nagasaki on Quebec’s sorry ass. We could do even more damage to the nation by dropping Hillary Clinton on them but I think that would be an inhumane thing to do… to the canadians.

  6. Montreal would be a great city if it weren’t for all the Quebecois. I recommend a neutron bomb rather than a nucular device so as to save the buildings and sitch.

  7. Hehe… “Nucular”…

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