Watching TV with and Unidentified Woman

You can’t make shit like this up:

Fox News – Fox Life – Out There – Stretch Limo Smash ‘Em Up

Wayne Gethers was sitting at about 7:45 a.m. in his parked stretch Lincoln Town Car (search) in the Dorchester neighborhood, “enjoying the company of an unidentified female,” as the police report put it.

Suddenly, up pulled his wife, 27-year-old Yvesnane Gethers, in her own matching white stretch limo.

Enraged, Yvesnane hit the gas and started smashing her Town Car into Wayne’s, despite the fact that his four children — two toddlers by Yvesnane and two older kids by another woman — were also in her car.

Wayne climbed into his driver’s seat and started to drive away, but his wife kept right up with him.

“I’d go a quarter of a mile and then, BAM!” he said later in the day at Dorchester District Court, where his wife was booked on three counts, according to the Boston Herald.

I don’t know what my favorite part is. The matching white stretch limo’s? Ramming your husband’s car with your 4 kids in the back? That she went looking for and found him? So much good stuff here.

~ by kinshay on 2004-08-09.

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  1. It’s not funny. Wayne and I were just talking and that bitch wouldn’t stop ramming our car. I’ve got whiplash.

  2. …and later he bailed her outta the clink…it reminds me of a gent over the weekend who told the kid at the counter that the used cds he was selling had belonged to his roommate, no longer a free man. “He just got thrown in the can. I figure I can make some money for him..y’know, for smokes.”

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