This One is for Textbook

I really need to get the DVDs.

Family Guy Quotes

Tom Tucker: Because of an accident today at the Quahog cable company, all television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time. Of course, no one can see this news program, so it doesn’t really matter what we say. I’m the lord Jesus Christ. I think I’ll go get drunk and beat up some midgets, how about you, Diane?
Diane Simmons: Well, Tom, I just plain don’t like black people.

Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin’!

Peter: Ok, here’s another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That’s… that’s not a riddle. That’s … that’s just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

The first one reminds me of something that happened at work today. Our mail was down and everyone stopped by one at a time to ask if mail was down. I told them that I sent an email out telling them that it was down. Some got the joke right away. Some it took a while.

~ by kinshay on 2004-05-21.

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  1. I’m all about the visuals on FG.
    Like the time the show made Miracle Ed cry by showing Peter nursing Stewey.

  2. “I curse the day I escaped your wretched womb”.

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