And What was the First Thing He Said?
Did you see that Secret Service Agent cut in front of me?
Kerry uninjured in fall from bicycle
May 2, 2004
CONCORD, Mass.—Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry took a spill from his bicycle while riding Sunday afternoon but was not injured, a campaign official said.
Kerry was riding with Secret Service agents through Concord, about 18 miles north of Boston, when his bike hit a patch of sand and he fell, campaign officials said.
The Corcoran Brothers 
Bitch set me up!
Did he throw the whole bike over the fence onto the white house lawn as a sigh of protest or just the helmet?