Buffy, Redux

According to this story, a Jacksonville, FL man was arrested after shooting a co-worker in the face. It seems he thought the man was a vampire and saw himself as a vampire slayer:

Police in Jacksonville, Fla., arrested a man who believed he was a ‘vampire slayer’ after he allegedly shot his Domino’s Pizza co-worker twice in the face because he thought he was a vampire…Timothy White, 35, who was described by friends as a born-again Christian with an unusual preoccupation with zombies and vampires, was arrested outside of a church after Friday’s shooting…Police said White was heavily armed with a knife, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols when he was taken into custody.

My explanation? He is a fraud and a murderer, not temporarily insane as he will most likely claim. Why do I say this? What kind of a vampire slayer walks around without at least 2-3 wooden stakes to dust vamps with? I mean really!

~ by kinshay on 2004-03-15.

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  1. How many times have we seen Buffy have to break part of a fence off, because she carried no stake? Faith always had a stake, cause she rocked.

  2. That was not when she was patrolling, but when she was taken unawares by a bad guy. Obviously, if someone is rolling around like a one man Abrams tank, he is looking to party, so he shoulda had a stake.

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