Supah Bowl

I have to say, y’all, that was a Super Bowl.

Every time I watch the Pats they manage to make me lose my stuff. I’ve heard tell that Adam Vinatieri hasn’t had to buy a drink in Boston for years and, by God, I believe it.

I Tivoed the game this year, so I was able to fast forward through the half-time show. Why do I want to watch some nonsense where a pop star doesn’t bother to actually sing, but lip syncs over a prerecorded track? Well, I missed the second most memorable part of the game (the first being Vrable spanking Delhomme and taking the ball from him): Janet Jackson’s titty.
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You see, MTV produced the half-time show this year, meaning there would be all kinds of quick cuts and senseless light trickery, for the children. But MTV-produced also means booty and titties. So MTV concocted a way for Justin Timberlake to yank off Janet Jackson’s top and show everyone her titty, complete with a tassel.

Once the outraged calls started pouring in, everyone reacted as though it were accidental. MSNBC reports that Timberlake claims he didn’t mean to let Janet’s titty out:

"I am sorry that anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance of the Super Bowl," Timberlake said in a statement. "It was not intentional and is regrettable.

Come on, Justin! If there was a ‘wardrobe malfunction’ then how come Janet’s titty had a tassel on it? I don’t go around wearing a tassel on my manboob, unless I intend to show it off, of course.

What about MTV? What do they think about this?

MTV issued a contrite statement, saying the incident was unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional.

Sure. And John Kerry hasn’t had any Botox.

~ by kinshay on 2004-02-01.

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  1. Why does it make those funky symbols when the Java compiles? It looked fine when I previewed it.

  2. Why was Janet Jackson even on the Super Bowl halftime show? Does she have a single or something?

  3. Kudos to Kin Yah Brutha for the closeup shot. Folks I know have been looking all over for it with no luck.

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