SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART 1 (you have been warned)

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan

what is a yankee?
same as a quickie but a guy can do it alone

what is the fluid capacity of monica lewinsky’s mouth?
one us leader

what is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45lbs.

what’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
beer nuts 1$ and deer nuts are under a buck

what do call it when an italian has one arm shorter than the other?
a speech impediment

why is italy shaped like a boot?
they could’nt stuff all the shit into a sneaker

did you hear about the dyslexic rabbi?
he walks around saying “yo”

why don’t men marry virgins
they can’t stand the criticism

why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive caring and good-looking
because thoes men already have boyfriends.

whats the best way to a womens heart?
through her chest with a sharp knife

why dose mike tyson cry during sex
mace will do that to you

why is ther no disneyland in china
no one is tall enough to go on all the good rides

where dose an irish family go on vacation
a diffrent bar

why do driver’s ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on mondays tuesdays and fridays
beacause on tusedays and thursdays the sex ed class uses it

why is chelsea clinton so homely
janet reno is her father

what do you get when you put 50 lesbos and 50 politicians in a room
100 people who don’t do dick

whell hope everybody enjoys this if not f—k off.
and if you do enjoy it still f—k off.

go pats from your roving redneck yankee reporter saying seamus eats corn the long way.

~ by kinshay on 2004-01-29.

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  1. Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party?
    He was looking for a tight seal!!!

    Da Kine, thanks for the bio. Did your hetro life-mate help you write it?

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