Since the brothers failed to talk about it, and since I really have no interest in sports, I will just relay this forwarded email, Courtesy of JoeDaYuz:

 Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up—fireman, policeman, salesman, etc…

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.

“My father’s a dancer in a gay night club and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out to
the alley with some guy and make love with him.”

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Johnny aside to ask him,

“Is that really true about your father?”

“No,” said Johnny, “He’s the manager of the  Boston Red Sox, but I was too
embarrassed to say so.

~ by kinshay on 2003-10-30.

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