Best quotes I have seen in a news story

Champion ‘stallion’ missing vital equipment

“Put simply, the necessary ammunition wasn’t there – and no balls means no awards,” he said.

Mr Hamilton said prize judges, who were representatives of various fairs endorsed by his society, had made a mistake that, although obvious, was easy enough to make.

“When horses are on display they often retract their testicles. You cannot see them, and judges are not at liberty to start groping horses’ balls.”

~ by kinshay on 2003-09-29.

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